Because even superheroes need a break.
This engraved wooden wine box is designed as the ultimate “Dad Survival Kit.” With a witty instruction label and emergency symbol, it’s guaranteed to bring a smile.Instructions include:
Locate nearest couch
Open beverage of choice
Turn on something loud
Pretend you don’t see the chores
Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any day dad deserves a little peace and quiet.
How it works:
Add this box to your cart
Choose a wine or liquor from our store – we’ll pack it inside
Ships as a ready-to-gift set
Gift Box #7 – Dad’s Emergency Kit
Free shipping on all gift boxes.
Add this box to your cart along with any bottle from our store — we’ll combine them into a beautiful ready-to-gift set.
Delivery within Minnesota: 2–3 business days via UPS Ground.
🔞 Adult signature required upon delivery.