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Because even superheroes need a break.
This engraved wooden wine box is designed as the ultimate “Dad Survival Kit.” With a witty instruction label and emergency symbol, it’s guaranteed to bring a smile.

Instructions include:

  • Locate nearest couch

  • Open beverage of choice

  • Turn on something loud

  • Pretend you don’t see the chores

Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any day dad deserves a little peace and quiet.

How it works:

  • Add this box to your cart

  • Choose a wine or liquor from our store – we’ll pack it inside

  • Ships as a ready-to-gift set

Gift Box #7 – Dad’s Emergency Kit

$47.99Price
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  • Free shipping on all gift boxes.
    Add this box to your cart along with any bottle from our store — we’ll combine them into a beautiful ready-to-gift set.
    Delivery within Minnesota: 2–3 business days via UPS Ground.
    🔞 Adult signature required upon delivery.

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